this page is for exactly one person
SORRY.
for Esha. from me. my family said some things. I did not say those things. I love you.
please forgive me?
this is the most important question of my entire life.
* terms & conditions: the no button is legally required to be pressed (it's not). results may vary. love you.
SHE SAID YES.
best day of my life. the family has been notified (they're still mad, that's on them).
exhibit A. evidence. receipts.
what my family said about you (and why they're cancelled)
100% real. 0% my fault. I love you, they're dramatic.
👩 Ammi
"she thinks she's the main character?? she's not even in our group chat."
📱 Dad
"busy building her empire? her empire is a ring light."
🍳 Chachi
"tell her to bring her own rickshaw money. love is free, rickshaw is not."
😤 Bhai
"you ditched us for HER?? i'm telling mum. (he told mum.)"
👵 Nani
"she wears makeup just to say sorry?? kya zamana aa gaya hai."
💅 Cousin
"'best friend forever'? bff matlab basically forgive fast. she's playing the long game."
pet the clover
the clover absorbs your anger. scientifically proven. probably.
forgiveness points: 0
pet it to start forgiving
the forgiveness contract
legally binding. emotionally binding. both ways.
SEALED. FOREVER. NO TAKEBACKS.
wheel of apology
spin it. the universe decides. i rigged it.
i'm making it up to you. pick one. no budget. no mercy.
your choice, my treat.
the family has been informed that they owe you respect. they're still processing.
my family said a lot of things.
but the only thing that matters is this:
I choose you. I've always chosen you.
and I'll say sorry as many times as it takes.
this page exists for exactly one person, and it's you.
PS: the no button was never real. it was a hologram. love you.
